The title of this post is in quotes..It was my wing's favorite excuse-phrase,used after doing a questionable act..Second position was bagged by the phrase "Come On" (With lotsa O's in "On")..These were two axioms which laid the foundation pebble of our so called wing!
The group was an uncanny mix of non-nerds..Each had a knack or two..With complimentary contrasting knacks,each group meeting used to be a laughter marathon..Together we decibled the class off the charts..Character assassination and barbaric rules built our constitution..The only criterion of decision making was Majority - To hell with logic!..Early movers disadvantage was a secret known by a few..
Every act,every spoken word by every wing mate was counted,analyzed and memorized for possible future assassinations..Any self proclaim or an intelligent point was replied with a plain phrase - "Shut up" - You can't bring any good..
Academics was always considered as a topic of discussion,rarely as things to do..Our academic year had 2 semesters..Each semester had a main exam..Rest were internals,which rested in peace..The end exam was the event when we used to drool over xeroxes of notes..We followed the act of waking up each other during exams so that we have company when awake..
Attendance was a number and probability game..Its all about how many wing-mates have lower attendance than you..If even one of them is drowning below,its okay.The first class used to be at 9 am,followed by 3 more until 12 30.The vision used to be the 9 class, the purpose - 10 class,the aim - 11 class and result - 12 class..Sometimes the 2 axioms used to justify being late for the 11 class..After all, " Come Oooon","Its College Life".
Have you ever seen ten people attacking one plate of food?...triple rides on a scooty?...watched a movie sitting on the stairs in the theater?...broken a slab?...Well nothing to be proud of - you may say, but these were touted as achievements by Majority,hence all! Being brief this was the "Ten Of Us" from NHCE..
Yea,we were too lazy to name our wing properly,this name juss stuck to us coz we were ten in number…
PS : I feel privileged to be a part of the most outrageous,hilarious and crazy group ever at NHCE - Bangalore…
