** Disclaimer **
All characters mentioned in this post are entirely fictional..The incident mentioned is purely co-incidental;) Please do not try this "stunt" at home:P
A married man left from work early
one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the
weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.When he finally returned
home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife.
After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked “How
would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”
“That would suit me just fine!!!” the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
“That would suit me just fine!!!” the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
Wednesday went by with the same result.
Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!
Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!