Scenario's with the lingo ;) --
Begining of sem and in some cases throughout the sem
Question: What class do we have next hour?
Assured replies:
- I don't know!
- What difference does it make? Naan anthu malkontini( I'm gonna sleep anyways!)
- Well, I am hungry..
- Eh? Yaake?(Why?)
- Class ge hogtidya??(Attending Class?)
- No idea..Do we have enough attendance?
- Loo..I got IPod (with some videos ;)),We can share the earphone..
- Hehe.. good one ;)
Somewhere in middle comes the internals/unit test:
Question: How did you do?
Common reply: Who gives a damn!! Its only Internals ;)
At the time of semester examz
Question: How did you do?
Majority replies:
- I got screwed!
- I'm surely getting kicked!
- This university sucks, They're screwing us ;)
- And more desi guys will be like "Hodskothu Macha","All clean Gaurentee", "Bido eno aitu..Nindu?"
- As for gals they will be more secretive and usually depends on their friends opinion :"Oh nandu chanagaithu"(Mine went good) (or) "Hoon kane nandu hoithu"(Yup I screwed mine too!) depending on whom they tallking to :D
Completely unacceptable reply: [Don't try this at home or in college ;)]
Awesome sisya/machi!!! FCD for sure this time!!! (You'll probably be dead by the time you finish this sentence,coz you're surrounded by pissed off students who've just come out of the exam hall)
Apart from these :
They talk about (or) go to Movies,have complete 'knowledge' of celebs,Play Games on XBox or PS3 and not on TV video games(thats like being in 20,000 BC according to guys),Have a IPhone/pod/touch, interested in gals/guys,will know the best place to eat,drink..Nothing is unhealthy as long as its edible..A bottle of mineral water costs more than bottle of Coke/pepsi nevermind the quantity..Caffeine is the way of life..Lastly we got no clue about life beyond college compound! ;)
The smile is round the corner,how would it not be? ;) Coz what you have read has made you remember "The Best Days Of Your Life! "
Truely the best day!!! Wont get them back ever! Even though i'm back to college wont get back the same set of friends, with like minds of enjoyment.. those crazy things v used to do.. like triples on my 20yr old kinetic(not anymore mine!!), bunking lectures, cricket matches, movies at my house, remember the blind fold game on my bday ;) crazy things.. and now all are busy with own lives and all v hear is they r busy with work!!!! Thats how life is i guess!! Loved engg college days and will cherish it throughout my life for ever and ever with friends like u :) who will stay in my life for a compelete lifetime and beyond :)
ReplyDeleteWow..Amazing..I enjoyed it and you refreshed my college days .. and u know what your phrase ''craving for attendance'' is so terribly short of expressing the agony I had to go through in college(NIE , Mysore) ..let me share it ..., I had attendance of 13/41 for basic electrical(1st year) and the dude teaching us that subject wanted to hang me upside down for a year..!! and guess what i had almost given up. .. but after convincing him that I had bouts of food poisoning for around a month and couldn't attend the classes intermittently .. he agreed to give me attendance on one condition .. to produce a medical certificate saying the same for one month !!!..Now I was facing another challenge to get a certificate saying 'I had food poisoning for one month' that was crazy..I guess we will have to replace the intestine if someone has that problem....but lucky me the landlady of our rented house was a doctor ..and let me tell you something about our landlady...she could have become a specialist in any area of human body, but she had decided to become a gynaecologist long back...yes she was 'A Gynaecologist'..she was my only option to get a custom made medical certificate ..So I called her up to tell her the story and she was not really happy listening to that and told me to come to her clinic the next day..So I went...The dog infront of her clinic was barking at me and must have been thinking ''This human is in wrong place!!'', I said screw the dog ,I didnt stop,... after listening to her for 45 mins in her stinky clinic I got my certificate which read 'I had recurring bouts of food poisoning'..so like a kid being given a toy I started looking at it amazed and started appreciating the beauty of a medical certificate...and well the next day I gladly went ahead and placed it infront of the dude(lecturer) expecting him to pop few questions regarding my choice of doctor....or to say the doctors speciality...soon enough he read the word gynaeco , his eyes rolled towards me and he asked ''yenri ladies doctor hatra hogiddira?' (you went to a ladies doctor?)...for which I answered ''illa sir hudugurnu nodtare!!'' (no sir,she sees guys too!!)..we burst out laughing ..that laugh saved my semester...haha..
ReplyDelete@ Vinni... LOLZ...i had a laugh riot readin dz comment / post...OMGGGG...!!! :)
ReplyDelete**(sorry abt d deleted comment Sirr, had a spelling mistake!!)